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OMG y'all OMG

Sat Apr 12, 2008, 11:54 AM

The Orphan Arts bill is going to take away the rights of all artists and make it legal to steal from us forever. We're fucked. Our lives are over.

Also, Net Neutrality will take the internet away from us. Forever. What will we do without the internet? We'll all die, that's what.

In addition, gas prices are going up. This is obviously because we've reached the peak capacity of oil on the planet. Soon we'll have no oil. There will be panic on the streets, raids, and gunfights. No infrastructure. Hell on earth. We're all gonna die. Let's just kill ourselves right now and get it over with.

Or maybe we can let bird flu kill us. It can strike ANYTIME and ANYPLACE. It's not a matter of when but how and where. Half the world's population will be gone. We'll be tripping over all the dead bodies caused by bird flu. And Peak Oil.

And the recession. Unlike the last 25 times America and similar countries have went through an economic bubble burst, this one WILL result in mass chaos and panic in the streets. So buy a gun, and bottled water. Then shoot yourself.

Everything is going to be so terrible. We should all panic.

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=Rally-SFA

Apr 12, 2008, 11:56:06 AM

Don't care, nothing gonna stop me from getting my chinese food.

You wanna eggroll or not?

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Apr 12, 2008, 11:58:06 AM

JOSH YOU CAN'T TRUST BOTTLED WATER THERE'S POISONS IN THE PLASTIC BOTTLE THAT WILL SEEP INTO THE WATER AND ALLOW THE GOVERNMENT TO MIND CONTROL YOU AAAGHHHFHSDJALSLS!1!

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Apr 12, 2008, 11:58:45 AM

OMG, no fukken wai!
i am now going to commence to wetting myself and going batshit crazy over this.

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Apr 12, 2008, 12:02:15 PM

Shit like this really makes me hope weve only got till 2012 :c

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Apr 12, 2008, 12:03:23 PM

Definitely not gonna happen, the but idea that the bill was even considered in any form is damn scary.

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Apr 12, 2008, 12:05:58 PM

Wow. I almost got worked up over the bill. Thanks, Josh, for putting things in perspective for me.

Somehow, you always manage to do this.

~Dark-Kaomi

Apr 12, 2008, 12:07:32 PM

French Fries cause cancer.

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Apr 12, 2008, 12:07:51 PM

Perhaps we should drink the water first, then shoot ourselves. I wouldn't pay for water I'm not planning to drink.

Or we can get on the horn and interrogate our state senators until somebody cracks. Write them letters on paper instead of e-mails just so we can actually bury them in the weight of our outrage. That'll make it much more viceral for them. And let's not write them letters consisting of the word "FUCK" 26'000 times or anything like that, or else they'll assume we don't know how to vote.

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~Gaff1229

Apr 12, 2008, 12:09:27 PM

Nah, we'll probably live beyond that too. These are the same people who said the world would end in the year 2000, and think about how well we did then.

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